*steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*
*steps in something wet while wearing just socks* *screams for 68 years*
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES
1 million notes and i’ll do it
let’s ruin this persons life and reblog
Rachel McAdams & Ryan Gosling winning the Best Kiss award in 2005
I AM FUCKING CRYING I LOVE THEM BOTH FUCK. MY FUCKING LIFE JESUS.
CHRISTMAS IS COMING